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    xenon
    wrote on last edited by xenon
    #390

    My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

    I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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      Improviso
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      #391

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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        #392

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
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          #393

          Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

          Parents: Let’s start with the good news

          Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • ImprovisoI Offline
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            Improviso
            wrote on last edited by
            #394

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            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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              #395

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                #396

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                  jon-nyc
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                  #397

                  Lol

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #398

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #399

                      Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #400

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          bachophile
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                          @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #402

                            @bachophile

                            POTD. 👏

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                              taiwan_girl
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                              #403

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                              How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                              Rearrange the furniture.

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                              • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                Rearrange the furniture.

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                                Improviso
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #404

                                @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                Rearrange the furniture.

                                How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

                                LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #405

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #406

                                    Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                    So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                    Jack got quite a shock
                                    And a mouthful of cock
                                    Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • ImprovisoI Improviso

                                      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                      Rearrange the furniture.

                                      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #407

                                      @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                      Rearrange the furniture.

                                      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                      How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                                      The Brad

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #408

                                        Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                                        You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                          So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                          Jack got quite a shock
                                          And a mouthful of cock
                                          Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                                          Ivorythumper
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #409

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