The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

How come pedophiles never win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

But in my dotage I can't recall it.

[Mik]

Boy, this thread is earning its name today.

[jon-nyc]

How do you make a dog go woof?

Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

[Wim]

@jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

This is hard to beat!

[Horace]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

[jon-nyc]

He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

[Horace]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

[jon-nyc]

ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

[kluurs]

Banksy artwork

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

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[George K]

@jon-nyc

"How can you tell when...."

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

[taiwan_girl]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

I recently watched a Ricky Gervais comedy special and he talks about doing some work for Make A Wish.

And when he meets the kids, the first things he says is something like, "Why in the f*** would you use your wish to meet me? Why wouldn't you wish to get better?"