Geek humor

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

Ugh.....

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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[Nunatax]

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[jon-nyc]

Hilarious

[Mik]

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[jon-nyc]

Lol @Nunatax

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[Klaus]

The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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[Klaus]

Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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[Klaus]

lol!

[Axtremus]

@jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

[George K]

@axtremus said in Geek humor:

Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

Perfect answer! Bravo!