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    mark
    wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:21 last edited by
    #26

    It is funny. I was just pointing out that the mask will not be a good filter. lol

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:26 last edited by
      #27

      ha

      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:27 last edited by
        #28

        Ax mode:

        Stay at local host, wear a net mask?

        /Ax mode

        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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          mark
          wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:29 last edited by
          #29

          lol

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            Axtremus
            wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:39 last edited by
            #30

            Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
            Here’s an IPv6 version:

            Stay at ::1
            Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 12:47 last edited by
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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                11 Oct 2020, 12:47

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                Axtremus
                wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 13:21 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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                Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
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                  I believe the authors describe the distance rules as they apply on non-Euclidean manifolds.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 24 Oct 2020, 02:35 last edited by
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                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      26 Aug 2020, 17:54

                      An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                      Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                      The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 24 Oct 2020, 03:00 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

                      An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                      Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                      The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

                      Ugh.....

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 8 Nov 2020, 18:20 last edited by
                        #36

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                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 03:33 last edited by
                          #37

                          Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

                          To get to the same side.

                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 31 Aug 2021, 18:04 last edited by
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                            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                              Nunatax
                              wrote on 1 Sept 2021, 10:54 last edited by
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                                wrote on 1 Sept 2021, 10:55 last edited by
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                                  wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:15 last edited by
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                                    wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:17 last edited by
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:33 last edited by
                                      #43

                                      Hilarious

                                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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                                        😆

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 19:54 last edited by
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