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  • markM Offline
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    It is funny. I was just pointing out that the mask will not be a good filter. lol

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      ha

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Ax mode:

        Stay at local host, wear a net mask?

        /Ax mode

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • markM Offline
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          lol

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          • AxtremusA Away
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            Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
            Here’s an IPv6 version:

            Stay at ::1
            Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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                Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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                  I believe the authors describe the distance rules as they apply on non-Euclidean manifolds.

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                      Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                      The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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                      @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

                      An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                      Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                      The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

                      Ugh.....

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

                          To get to the same side.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      Hilarious

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        😆

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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