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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
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    #44

    😆

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        jon-nyc
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        #46

        Lol @Nunatax

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          Nunatax
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            #48

            The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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              #49

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                #50

                Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

                Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                  jon-nyc
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                  #51

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • KlausK Offline
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                    #52

                    lol!

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                      AxtremusA Offline
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                      #53

                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                      • AxtremusA Axtremus

                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                        George K
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                        #54

                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG George K

                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                          Aqua Letifer
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                          #55

                          @george-k said in Geek humor:

                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

                          He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            bachophile
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                            #56

                            Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                            • bachophileB bachophile

                              Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                              bachophile
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                              #57

                              @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                              • bachophileB bachophile

                                @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                                LuFins Dad
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                                #58

                                @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                                @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                                Saved for posterity…

                                The Brad

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #59

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #61

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                        Aqua Letifer
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                                        #62

                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                        Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                          Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                                          LuFins Dad
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                                          @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                          Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                          I’m 90% sure you are right.

                                          The Brad

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