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    mark
    wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:29 last edited by
    #29

    lol

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      Axtremus
      wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:39 last edited by
      #30

      Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
      Here’s an IPv6 version:

      Stay at ::1
      Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 12:47 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          11 Oct 2020, 12:47

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          Axtremus
          wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 13:21 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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          Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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            Klaus
            wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
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            I believe the authors describe the distance rules as they apply on non-Euclidean manifolds.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 24 Oct 2020, 02:35 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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              • J jon-nyc
                26 Aug 2020, 17:54

                An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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                Larry
                wrote on 24 Oct 2020, 03:00 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

                An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

                Ugh.....

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 8 Nov 2020, 18:20 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 03:33 last edited by
                    #37

                    Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

                    To get to the same side.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 31 Aug 2021, 18:04 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        Nunatax
                        wrote on 1 Sept 2021, 10:54 last edited by
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                          Nunatax
                          wrote on 1 Sept 2021, 10:55 last edited by
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                            Nunatax
                            wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:15 last edited by
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                              wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:17 last edited by
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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:33 last edited by
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                                Hilarious

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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                                  😆

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    Nunatax
                                    wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 19:54 last edited by
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 30 Sept 2021, 03:31 last edited by
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                                      Lol @Nunatax

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Nunatax
                                        wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 05:16 last edited by
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                                          Klaus
                                          wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 08:26 last edited by
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                                          The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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