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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #37

    Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

    To get to the same side.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Only non-witches get due process.

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              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                #43

                Hilarious

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • MikM Offline
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                  😆

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      #46

                      Lol @Nunatax

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                          The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

                              Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  lol!

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                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                    Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                                      @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                      Perfect answer! Bravo!

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • George KG George K

                                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                                        Aqua Letifer
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                                        @george-k said in Geek humor:

                                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

                                        He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                          #56

                                          Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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