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  • AxtremusA Offline
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    Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
    Here’s an IPv6 version:

    Stay at ::1
    Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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        Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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        • KlausK Offline
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          I believe the authors describe the distance rules as they apply on non-Euclidean manifolds.

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

              Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

              The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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              @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

              An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

              Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

              The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

              Ugh.....

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

                  To get to the same side.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Hilarious

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                😆

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    Lol @Nunatax

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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