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  • George KG George K

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

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    Klaus
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    #180

    @George-K said in Geek humor:

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

    😫

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    • MikM Away
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      #181

      Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • AxtremusA Away
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        #182

        Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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          #183

          Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

          The Brad

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #184

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    George K
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                    #188

                    Screenshot 2024-06-18 at 7.33.05 PM.png

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      #189

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
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                        #190

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                              Axtremus
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                              It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                              But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                              • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    #196

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                        I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
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                                          Screenshot 2024-07-15 at 7.05.43 AM.png

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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