How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[George K]

Adam Corolla: Maybe we can get Vin Diesel be the spokesman for Massengill. Flip the script.

[Renauda]

I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

[Mik]

I am never going to drink enough beers that the calorie count matters.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

[LuFins Dad]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Budweiser’s at 5%

5% of what?

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

moose dookie

LOL.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

Kid Rock opines...

[Horace]

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Budweiser’s at 5%

5% of what?

abv

[jon-nyc]

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

It’s not a distribution, it’s a gift. However, Dylan is being paid as a spokesperson for Bud Light. Their pride cans were distributed, though.

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Kid Rock opines...

The rocket surgeon presumably just paid for all that beer.

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

They may like the hot chick on the can. There's a song for that.

Link to video

[George K]

Link to video

[Doctor Phibes]

Ah yes, Paul Joseph Watson, the voice of reason.