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How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 00:22 last edited by
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    https://babylonbee.com/news/beverage-pretending-to-be-beer-features-man-pretending-to-be-woman

    The Brad

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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 02:10 last edited by Doctor Phibes 4 Mar 2023, 02:16
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      Seriously, if this is the only thing that bothers you about Bud Light, then you need to get your head examined.

      Jeremy's main problem will presumably be trying to figure out how to capture the taste. By all accounts, his razors aren't as good as the ones they're replacing, so he's really got his work cut out.

      I was only joking

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 02:17 last edited by
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        @Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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        😆

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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 11:28 last edited by
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          I think if he does do it, Jeremy’s light beer should be a whiskey, because that’s what men drink… plus, less calories and carbs….

          The Brad

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            George K
            wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 11:46 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 12:20 last edited by
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              @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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              Snort…

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                3 Apr 2023, 11:46

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 12:23 last edited by
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                @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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                The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman….

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                  3 Apr 2023, 12:23

                  @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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                  The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman….

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                  George K
                  wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 12:24 last edited by
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                  @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman Duffperson….

                  FIFY

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 23:36 last edited by
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                    Adam Corolla: Maybe we can get Vin Diesel be the spokesman for Massengill. Flip the script.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Renauda
                      wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 00:39 last edited by
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                      I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

                      Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

                      Elbows up!

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 00:40 last edited by
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                        I am never going to drink enough beers that the calorie count matters.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          4 Apr 2023, 00:39

                          I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

                          Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

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                          Doctor Phibes
                          wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 01:22 last edited by
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                          @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                          Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

                          The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

                          I was only joking

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                            4 Apr 2023, 01:22

                            @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                            Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

                            The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

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                            Renauda
                            wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 01:47 last edited by Renauda 4 Apr 2023, 01:48
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                            @Doctor-Phibes

                            We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                            Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                            Elbows up!

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                              4 Apr 2023, 01:47

                              @Doctor-Phibes

                              We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                              Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 02:36 last edited by
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                              @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                              @Doctor-Phibes

                              We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                              Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                              I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                              Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

                              The Brad

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                                4 Apr 2023, 02:36

                                @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                @Doctor-Phibes

                                We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                                Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                                I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                                Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

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                                Doctor Phibes
                                wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 10:50 last edited by
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                                @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                Budweiser’s at 5%

                                5% of what?

                                I was only joking

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                                  4 Apr 2023, 02:36

                                  @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                  @Doctor-Phibes

                                  We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                                  Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                                  I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                                  Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 11:29 last edited by
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                                  @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                  moose dookie

                                  LOL.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 4 Apr 2023, 14:07 last edited by
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                                          Kid Rock opines...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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