How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[Doctor Phibes]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

[LuFins Dad]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Budweiser’s at 5%

5% of what?

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

moose dookie

LOL.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

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[George K]

Kid Rock opines...

[Horace]

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Budweiser’s at 5%

5% of what?

abv

[jon-nyc]

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

It’s not a distribution, it’s a gift. However, Dylan is being paid as a spokesperson for Bud Light. Their pride cans were distributed, though.

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Kid Rock opines...

The rocket surgeon presumably just paid for all that beer.

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Horace said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I'm curious if this the marketing disaster we'd like to think it is.

Good point. They may count on the fact that very few non-fans recognize who it is. They may also be limiting physical distribution.

They may like the hot chick on the can. There's a song for that.

Link to video

[George K]

Link to video

[Doctor Phibes]

Ah yes, Paul Joseph Watson, the voice of reason.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

, Paul Joseph Watson, the voice of reason.

Could have been worse - it could have been the Daily Mail. Be grateful for small favours.

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

, Paul Joseph Watson, the voice of reason.

Could have been worse - it could have been the Daily Mail. Be grateful for small favours.

The British Sunday tabloid The News of the World (now defunct) used to run a column called The Voice of Reason, written by the late Woodrow Wyatt. Reason wasn't the first thing that sprang to mind upon reading it.

On reflection, I think I may have unearthered TuCa's origin story.

[George K]

Watson's points:

1. Dylan Mulvaney is NOT an April Fool's Joke
2. Mulvaney is dressed like an every day woman, not a performance actor.
3. Blackface is bad, beer face good?
4. Transgenders are marginalized and oppressed while Mulvaney rakes in the $$, not to mention bowed down to on TV.
5. Parody ads
6. Mulvaney wants more attention (bubble bath with beer)
7. Budweiser tastes like stale piss. It pretends to be a beer.
8. Controversy? Nah, this is the best advertising you can buy. "They WANT the backlash" and Kid Rock feeds into it.
9. CMA awards - protest law on drag queens performing in front of children.
10. It's not about beer, burgers or music. It's about the message, and you must accept it as normal.

So, what parts are wrong?