How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[Mik]

[LuFins Dad]

https://babylonbee.com/news/beverage-pretending-to-be-beer-features-man-pretending-to-be-woman

[Doctor Phibes]

Seriously, if this is the only thing that bothers you about Bud Light, then you need to get your head examined.

Jeremy's main problem will presumably be trying to figure out how to capture the taste. By all accounts, his razors aren't as good as the ones they're replacing, so he's really got his work cut out.

[LuFins Dad]

@Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

[LuFins Dad]

I think if he does do it, Jeremy’s light beer should be a whiskey, because that’s what men drink… plus, less calories and carbs….

[George K]

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Snort…

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman….

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman Duffperson….

FIFY

[George K]

Adam Corolla: Maybe we can get Vin Diesel be the spokesman for Massengill. Flip the script.

[Renauda]

I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

[Mik]

I am never going to drink enough beers that the calorie count matters.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

[LuFins Dad]

@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes

We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Budweiser’s at 5%

5% of what?

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

moose dookie

LOL.

[jon-nyc]

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