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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
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    #12

    I've always been a self-starter.

    I was only joking

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    • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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      Doctor Phibes
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      #13

      I think I once shagged your mother!

      I was only joking

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      • KlausK Offline
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        Klaus
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        #14

        I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • KlausK Offline
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            Klaus
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            Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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            • LuFins DadL Offline
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              LuFins Dad
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              #17

              Do you have a work visa?

              The Brad

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              • Bond James BondB Offline
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                Bond James Bond
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                #18

                Does this involve "wet work?"

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #19

                  You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #20

                    @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        kluurs
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                        #22

                        Are we done now?

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                            Klaus
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                            Do not come. Do not come.

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                              George K
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                              How many people will be in my "team?"

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Jolly
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                                Have you ever worked for the federal government?

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                  Jolly
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                                  #27

                                  Do you mind doing a few things under the table?

                                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                    Jolly
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                                    For this job, you'll be going around the world.

                                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                      Occasionally, we have to stay up all night.

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        George K
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                                        "Would your wife mind if we did this?"

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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