At least we have 7 trillion rounds of ammo.😊

@AndyD said in Glitch:

A tad disappointed that this is not about the draft-dodging Pumpkinhead's fake hair.

Pumpkinhead has lost, but of course he's obstinate and arrogant enough to waste more of your money on recounts.

Time for Pumpkinbully to set up some shitstirring business with his mate Murdoch?

They let you out of prison for buggering sheep, for this?

@George-K said in Celebrating the Biden victory in NYC:

@Axtremus said in Celebrating the Biden victory in NYC:

@George-K said in Celebrating the Biden victory in NYC:

I eagerly await the analysis of how many extra cases of COVID-19 occurred because of these celebrations.

+1

What do you think the over/under (God I hate that term) odds are that that analysis will happen? I'd guess less than 25%.

Over long enough time, the probability approaches 100%.

I guess something like 50% in five years, 80% in ten years, 99.99% in twenty years.

@Mik said in Meanwhile, in Virginia:

Let us assume it is not fraud. What in the world would ballots be doing on a flash drive?

Mark your paper ballot
Scan it
Save scan on flash drive
Transmit flash drive to state HQ

Just a guess, but that is how I voted in VA, mark the paper, then scan it

555 sounds sarcastic. The proper phrase is 55555.

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I was always amazed at how few people took advantage of Swan Pond. Gorgeous place.

@LuFins-Dad said in Should you trust this doc?:

I believe leeching was still highly regarded then.

Still is:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirudo_medicinalis#Medicinal_use

Maggots too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy

Snarky Jon wants to say ‘he needs to quit lying so much’ but actual Jon thinks twitter is just being stupid.

Life imitates art.

She is wonderful!

Larry, I always get the image of you as a blinkered horse, or mythical head-in-sand ostrich

@kluurs said in The legacy of Steve Jobs:

Beethoven's fifth symphony is a song.

It's more commonly presented as four songs, one for each movement.

Reminds me of 2000, when Secretary Baker came out to give an update on the Florida recount, he would invariably pause half way through to pitch his Ginsu Knife Collection.