Why, George? What did we do to you? lol

Okay . . . I guess I've been mistaken as to where you live. Glad you're okay.

We have Lyme disease up the wahoo, but it comes from around here - another wonderful New England export. Seems like we get West Nile every year.

@brenda said in There's hookers, and then there's....: And then there's rug hookers ... Hello! Just don't let Insider Voice report on your rug-making activities. It could get awkward.

@brenda said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): @aqua-letifer said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): @jolly said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): @aqua-letifer said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): @89th said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): @aqua-letifer said in Vacation Photos. (Eat This, Jolly. ): (Thread post count: 1) Ok I’m scared. I’ve said many times never to mess with Aqua’s potential for spite. The problem with maintaining a strong spite game is that it's not scaleable. I have in-laws now. Jolly would have to wait in line, and his number wouldn't be called for quite awhile. Besides, at a certain point, I'd burn your damn house down and stick your dog's head on a shovel handle in front of the smouldering ruins. Have a nice day. You don't scare me, man. Not that you're not capable. I'm just saying that you haven't met my MIL. What does she do that's scary? Too dark to get into here.

Love it!

@brenda said in At Northwestern: How will these students ever transition to the real world? They don't seem to have a clue that they are tearing apart the freedoms they are seeking. Exactly!!

@klaus said in How many words do you know?: @jolly said in How many words do you know?: Which brings up another point...I need to get off my butt and get busy...I have an intro German course set sitting on the shelf. Let me be your teacher! <insert evil laughter here> Well, let's start with the curse words...

True dat.

Walgreens is lucky that guy didn't slip on that slick floor. They should install a non-skid surface for bikes like that.

The Jersey shore in the summer is a way of life for those who live in NJ to the extent that it approaches a religious cult. And it’s passed down the generations. You have to witness it to understand it.

@mik said in Shooters needed.: Just end it entirely. This.

I think some of them do...

@jon-nyc said in Need book recommendations: If you think that's too advanced, I have other suggestions of adventure stories but one problem you could find is that the books written at a reading level he'd be good with won't interest him because they're aimed at younger kids. That's a good suggestion. If it's a very well-known book or story, then there's a non-zero probability that I'll find specially prepared versions of the book that would contain footnotes and vocabulary lists for more advanced words.