Bubba hadn't seen Leroy in a few months, then one day he ran into him at the hardware store in looneyville.
Bubba:hey Leroy, haven't seen you in a few months. Where ya been?
Leroy: I've been busy lately. I'm taking a couple of night classes down at the community college.
Bubba: well, howdy! What are you studying?
Leroy: well, I guess my favorite class is one called Logic.
Bubba:.... what's Logic?
Leroy: the best way I know to explain it is to give you an example of logic. Bubba, you got a weed eater?
Bubba: yeah, I do.
Leroy: well, logic says that if you have a weed eater, then you probably have a yard.
Bubba: wow!
Leroy: and since you have a yard, you probably have a house.
Bubba I'll be damned!
Leroy: and since you have a house and a yard, you probably have a wife.
Bubba: man, this logic stuff is something else, huh
Leroy: and since you have a house and yard and a wife, logic says you probably have kids.
Bubba: good Lord have mercy!!
A few days later Bubba and a couple of other guts are trying to load a pig into a truck when one of the guys says "I wish Leroy was here to help... anyone seen him lately? Bubba says "I saw him the other day down at the hardware store. He's been taking night classes down at the community college. He said his favorite class is called Logic. One of the other guys says "whuts logic?"
Bubba says "the best way I know to explain it is to give you an example.... You got a weedeater?" The other guy says "nope". Bubba says "well then, you're a queer...."
And that's when the fight started.....