I don't even know if Ukraine would put up a fight, knowing the outcome.

@mik said in It's a snowy Friday night - what's gonna warm ya up?: Oh - it's a hawthorn. Can you eat hawthorn fruit? Mayhaw fruit is used for cobblers, syrup, wine and most importantly, jelly. $8-$10/gallon is the going price for the fruit.

Scrotal hernia. Nothing new there. I’ve seen plenty

https://twitter.com/universal_sci/status/1487150517331582982?s=21

Not on 5th Avenue….

That’s nothing.

Again diluting the word ‘woke’ to meaninglessness

I'm reading this, no results yet https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09HKVQ2TH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_asin_title_o00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 [image: 51uW81+x+KL._SX260_.jpg]

Mike was recommended to our industry association as a lunch guest speaker at our annual remediation symposium. We brought him in to speak on the normalization of deviance in the workplace. His presentation mesmerized the 800 delegates in attendance and Mullane was given a standing ovation. We brought him back two other times owing to popular demand. He filled the hall both times. As an organizer of the events I had the honour of spending a lot of recreation time with him during his visits. We still keep in touch from time to time by email.

I figured he knew that If he doesn't, then he'll just have to figure it out

@george-k Ancient astronaut theorists say yes. Georgio Tsoukalos and David Childress are on top of this as we speak and are preparing an episode of Ancient Aliens dedicated to the finding.

@mik said in Warren: Thou shalt not search: Yeah, but with a white shirt and those blue shoes he's downright patriotic. On second thought he might not need the shirt. He's plenty white already. Could be worse: khakis and a ball cap. (tiki-torch and sunglasses at your discretion)

I agree, put him in Gen Pop. He won't make it 90 days. Years ago, we had a local rape/murder of a teen-age girl, where the guy left her gutted and hanging in a tree. He was sentenced to life in prison. Administrative screw-ups being what they are, he got assigned to a dormitory camp at Angola. His balls got cut off the first week and he became the camp bitch. I don't gave a clue if he's still alive, but I doubt it.

Ok....the REAL story...... Yesterday I stopped by the grocery store. I got lucky and found a parking spot at the very end of a row, right next to an entrance. Since we only needed a loaf of bread, Sarah waited in the car. As I was getting out of the car I farted. Sarah laughed, so I decided to get even by releasing the whole thing while I still had my butt inside the car. I let it fly, finished getting out of the car and shut the car door..... Then I noticed this big fat girl walking toward me trying her best but failing miserably to not let me see that she had heard everything, and was laughing her ass off.... When you get old you can get away with stuff like that.....

@mik said in Today’s Deep Thought - Musing on Menstruation Cycle: Can't get away with jack shit on this forum. I'm pretty sure jackrabbits do that.

The Russians would be foolish not to invade while we are vulnerable.

@mik said in The universe is out of alignment.: Another fave is DoorDash. We're so far in the sticks, doordash for us is getting from the store (16 miles way) to home and the freezer before the ice cream melts.

I think ive worked with that duck before...