@George-K said in I love Paris: Seen on Twitter: Presenting complaint: "Eiffel on it" First time someone ACTUALLY fell on toy Eiffel Tower and not “fell” (wink wink) on the Eiffel Tower. Eiffel tower? More like Eiffel Oww'er, amirite? Couldn’t you shop local and make it a space needle ? I just set foot on the Eiffel Tower for the first time … No you didn’t , we aren’t even in France Look…….. Oh, merde They’ll need a teutonus shot. That works if the French were Teutons. Don’t look it up.

@Mik said in Hay Cats! Your "When does it get exciting?" post of the day!: Can't be in the US. Not strapped in. And sitting alone. Usually there are height requirements for such rides, too.

I just keep hearing him as the Klingon commander in Star Trek III, my favorite role of his ever. He made a Klingon funny. How do you DO that?

@jon-nyc said in Hey Mik: Meh. I can piss perfect octagons. Video or it didn't happen.

I generally do not like foisting commercialized pop culture on young captive audience, but I acknowledge that their hearts are most likely in the right place.

Talcum X.

@Catseye3 said in Expensive McMuffin: That's right. This zinta Kansas anymore, Toto. Perfect.

I don't hate them. I can't take them seriously enough to hate them.

And it turns out my SIL in Washington is a rebound case.

I've done it, but with just one row, not two It works.

@Mik said in Unintentional suicide by gunman: @Klaus said in Unintentional suicide by gunman: @Mik said in Unintentional suicide by gunman: Although it is difficult to see how he could have shot her in the neck and hit his upper leg. I know a position in wich that would be plausible. Well, I sure hope he finished. Oh, he's finished...

I might start visiting strip clubs undercover to find the white supremacist dancers. As a patriotic duty.

How do you know that the one walking in the video (1) is a male, (2) has a wife, and (3) is walking "away from his wife"?

Does not a single dictionary reside in the current Whitehouse?

‘I love how thin you are’ could have worked.

@Copper LOL I did not realize. 555 Where ever there is an opportunity, someone will find a way.

@George-K said in Oye! Beltalowda!: On the home from the barn this PM I saw a car with this bumper sticker. “Legitimate Salvage” I was going to tell Mrs. George, but I figured that she wouldn’t get it. All around Baltimore, you'll find "You get used to it" bumper stickers.