The New Coffee Room

Howdy, Howdy! Good to be back, as much as I'm able.

Still getting used to things around here!

-Frank

@Jolly True, that!

How did you know?

Thank you! And a belated Happy Birthday to you, George!

And yeah... I guess there's only so much damage I can do with plastic cutlery, darn it!

I currently identify as an incredibly wealthy tycoon who owns a live-aboard dive yacht in the Caribbean, whose every need is attended to by a harem of gorgeous women who all think I am a god. Also, velociraptors. Lots of them. Just, you know, to keep things interesting.

Sick of being "harvested." It reminds me of that TV movie, "V," from back in the day. (Ronnie England, Faye Dunaway, et al). Tired of algorithm bingo, where AI decides what content to feed me. It all began to get too Orwellian, and I'm tired. FB now, is not what it was even 5-10 years ago. I probably won't deactivate my account. (for now) But I'm fed up.

Besides, all the perfect people were really screwing with my last vestiges of fraying and theadbare patience, so I had them exterminated.

So! Hello again, all you dain-bramages!!

@Mik said in Members we've lost.:

You thought we were sober when posting on here?

When am I sober? My heritage is German, Irish, and English. No time for sobriety!! :))

@Renauda said in Larry:

@Frank_W

Ahoy Frank! Good to hear from you.

Thanks, brother! I'm not here as often, but I'm here as much as I'm able.

Wait: There's alcohol? When the F did we get alcohol?

Ugh.... Rest easy, Larry. Hope he and Apple are tearing up the keys together.

-Franko

Montgomery Wards, BEST toy catalog, Sears, Miller's Outpost, maple coffee table with the glass grapes and the hideous orange sofa. Televisions with legs.

@89th said in I promise I’m not drunk or high:

But isn’t aluminum foil the coolest material on the planet?

It is. It makes the BEST hats!! LMAO!

Mayhem has my vote. I agree with Mik.

@kluurs said in One good thing about the pandemic:

@Frank_W And you've got appropriate labels at home if I recall.

Indeed! LOL!

@George-K said in Sup?:

@LuFins-Dad said in Sup?:

Has anybody told @Frank_W about the membership dues?

I did. He's forwarding them to me.

Yes.... So expensive. But any number divided by the fact that I have no money, is still zero. LOL

@LuFins-Dad Wait. What? LOL

@Rich Thanks!!

@Rainman Hahaha.... How's it goin'?

Hahahaha...

Northern and Southern woman waiting at the doctor's office. The Southern girl, just tryin' to be nice, says, "Where y'all from?"
The Northern gal looks over the top of her magazine. "From somewhere we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition." and goes back to her magazine.
The southern gal looks down, bites her lower lip for a second, and then brightens. With a big smile, she says, "Where y'all from, bitch?!"

@Larry HAHAHAHA... "I'd offer ye' a lift, Ma'am, but I already give ya' one!"