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I finally perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol.
I knit you shot.
To everyone who wrote ‘stay cool’ in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news…
I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit.
So I started a rumor that I won the lottery and found all my relatives in record time.
You might not be the dumbest person in the world….
But you better hope he doesn’t die.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
People’s IQ should be presented like the weather.
Actual IQ: 105 Feels like: 82
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.
I’m at urgent care waiting to be seen.
