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I did my first nude painting yesterday.
The neighbors weren't happy but my front door looks great.
I finally perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol.
I knit you shot.
To everyone who wrote ‘stay cool’ in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news…
I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit.
So I started a rumor that I won the lottery and found all my relatives in record time.
You might not be the dumbest person in the world….
But you better hope he doesn’t die.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
People’s IQ should be presented like the weather.
Actual IQ: 105 Feels like: 82
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.
I’m at urgent care waiting to be seen.
I used to work at a deli but I got fired for sticking my dick into the pickle slicer.
She got fired too.
I crashed my bike in 1973 and scraped my knee real bad.
We didn’t have internet then so I’m telling you now.
