So....
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wrote on 20 Apr 2025, 08:10 last edited by
So… one of my testicles hangs lower than the other two.
Is this normal?
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wrote 28 days ago last edited by
Yesterday I didn't take a nap.
Pulled an all-dayer.
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12 years ago today my friend Dave came out running and screaming “IT’S A BOY!!!” with tears streaming down his face.
We’ve never been back to Thailand since.
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Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys remarks to the other,
"Boy, you look tired!"
His friend replies, "Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants to make love all the time - three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I don't know what to do!"
An old gentleman in his seventies, sitting a few bar stools down, overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says,
"Marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense!"
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Lol
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wrote 23 days ago last edited by jon-nyc
I want my kid to have everything I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with him.
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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for quality or training purposes.
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I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.
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The only time I ever get asked for sex is on medical forms.
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Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs aren’t one of them.
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I’ve gotten quite good at ventriloquism recently.
Scared the shit out of my urologist the other day.
