So....
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wrote on 13 Apr 2025, 19:58 last edited by
You know dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel.
At first he didn't have a name for it; then it blew his house up and he said, this stuff's dynamite.Someone just threw Chinese soup at me.
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I thought my new girlfriend might be 'The One'.
But after looking through her underwear drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French Maid's outfit and a Policewoman uniform I've decided, if she can't hold down a job, she's not the right one for me.
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wrote on 20 Apr 2025, 08:10 last edited by
So… one of my testicles hangs lower than the other two.
Is this normal?
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Yesterday I didn't take a nap.
Pulled an all-dayer.
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12 years ago today my friend Dave came out running and screaming “IT’S A BOY!!!” with tears streaming down his face.
We’ve never been back to Thailand since.
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Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys remarks to the other,
"Boy, you look tired!"
His friend replies, "Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants to make love all the time - three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I don't know what to do!"
An old gentleman in his seventies, sitting a few bar stools down, overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says,
"Marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense!"
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Lol
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I want my kid to have everything I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with him.
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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for quality or training purposes.
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I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.
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The only time I ever get asked for sex is on medical forms.
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Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs aren’t one of them.
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I’ve gotten quite good at ventriloquism recently.
Scared the shit out of my urologist the other day.
