So....
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Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.
Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me.' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right I'll be fine in a few minutes.' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked 'How does that feel?'
He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
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So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.
Link to videoSo…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.
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So I said to my wife, “why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?
She said “because you don’t like it when I call you at work.”
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This woman was running around trying to get dressed for a dinner party, and they were running late. She just couldn't make up her mind what to wear. Her husband waited patiently..,
She came flying through the room and said "I'm so frazzled... I don't know if I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going. Because when you're coming you look like a Down's Syndrome kid trying to whistle....."
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