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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor????”
In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.
It was the first form of saddle light navigation.
@jon-nyc said in So....:
In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night. It was the first form of saddle light navigation.
Okay, that is stolen… Edit… @George-K LMFAO
I have a fear of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
Did you see the Origami Championship on TV last night? It was Pay Per View…
There's no need to tailgate me in the slow lane, especially when I'm going 35mph over the speed limit.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
@george-k said in So....:
"Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear.
Remember - taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger reduces the amount of calories consumed.
Boobs are like train sets. They’re met for kids but dads love them too.
Oh, and you can do more with the bigger sets.
So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house.
In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.
So… I bought a wheelbarrow for my testicles.
It drives me nuts.
So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house. In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.
I SO wanted to share that, but...nah.
I don't like the word xenophobia. It just sounds foreign to me.
My daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie, so I said, “Hey, the 90s’ called!”
And she replied, “Yeah, because they couldn’t text.”
Goddammit! I’m tired of my kids owning me.
I was really struggling to get my wife's attention....
So I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick.
I told my wife I wanted to switch places with her.
She said "ok... you do the ironing and I'll lay on the couch and fart.."
Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around a television watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns.
@catseye3 said in So....:
Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around a television watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cleveland Browns.
OK, I literally LOL'ed at that one.
George, you're in danger of losing your football non-fan status.