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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    Why won’t tampons talk to you?

    Because they’re stuck-up cunts.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Dad: "I named you after my father."

      After My Father: "I know."

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        So....

        I did some mechanic work yesterday.

        I put a rear end in a recliner.....

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          Breaking news:

          Resident Biden has tested positive for Moronavirus....

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            #483

            I got in touch with my inner self today.

            That’s the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites.

              We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                This dwarf I know wanted to quit his job to become a butcher.

                But the steaks were too high.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Why is fat-shaming people wrong?

                  They already have a lot on their plate.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Friends are like giraffes.

                    If you shoot them, they die.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

                      “Where’s my tractor????”

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                        It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                          It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

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                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                          In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                          It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                            It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

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                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                            It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

                            Okay, that is stolen… Edit… @George-K LMFAO

                            The Brad

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                              I have a fear of over-engineered buildings.

                              It’s a complex complex complex.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Did you see the Origami Championship on TV last night? It was Pay Per View…

                                The Brad

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                                  There's no need to tailgate me in the slow lane, especially when I'm going 35mph over the speed limit.

                                  And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  • George KG George K

                                    Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a cat shot from the carrier, but due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

                                    Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.

                                    However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

                                    One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

                                    The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him,
                                    "Do you notice anything different about me?"

                                    The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

                                    The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

                                    The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."

                                    The Admiral threw him out as well.

                                    The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"

                                    To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."

                                    The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine.

                                    "And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

                                    The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear.

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                                    @george-k said in So....:

                                    "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear.

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                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      Remember - taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger reduces the amount of calories consumed.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Boobs are like train sets. They’re met for kids but dads love them too.

                                        Oh, and you can do more with the bigger sets.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house.

                                          In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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