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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #485

    This dwarf I know wanted to quit his job to become a butcher.

    But the steaks were too high.

    You were warned.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
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      #486

      Why is fat-shaming people wrong?

      They already have a lot on their plate.

      You were warned.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #487

        Friends are like giraffes.

        If you shoot them, they die.

        You were warned.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
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          #488

          What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

          “Where’s my tractor????”

          You were warned.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #489

            In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

            It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

            You were warned.

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

              It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

              George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #490

              @jon-nyc said in So....:

              In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

              It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on last edited by LuFins Dad
                #491

                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                In the old west they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.

                It was the first form of saddle light navigation.

                Okay, that is stolen… Edit… @George-K LMFAO

                The Brad

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
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                  #492

                  I have a fear of over-engineered buildings.

                  It’s a complex complex complex.

                  You were warned.

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                    LuFins Dad
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                    #493

                    Did you see the Origami Championship on TV last night? It was Pay Per View…

                    The Brad

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
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                      #494

                      There's no need to tailgate me in the slow lane, especially when I'm going 35mph over the speed limit.

                      And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

                      You were warned.

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                      • George KG George K

                        Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a cat shot from the carrier, but due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

                        Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.

                        However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

                        One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

                        The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him,
                        "Do you notice anything different about me?"

                        The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

                        The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

                        The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."

                        The Admiral threw him out as well.

                        The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"

                        To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."

                        The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine.

                        "And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

                        The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear.

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                        @george-k said in So....:

                        "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear.

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                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          #496

                          Remember - taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger reduces the amount of calories consumed.

                          You were warned.

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nyc
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                            #497

                            Boobs are like train sets. They’re met for kids but dads love them too.

                            Oh, and you can do more with the bigger sets.

                            You were warned.

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #498

                              So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house.

                              In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.

                              You were warned.

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
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                                #499

                                So… I bought a wheelbarrow for my testicles.

                                It drives me nuts.

                                You were warned.

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house.

                                  In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.

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                                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                  So…. My girlfriend gave me a blow job on the way over to her parents house.
                                  In hindsight we should have waited until we dropped them off.

                                  I SO wanted to share that, but...nah.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #501

                                    I don't like the word xenophobia. It just sounds foreign to me.

                                    You were warned.

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                                      My daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie, so I said, “Hey, the 90s’ called!”

                                      And she replied, “Yeah, because they couldn’t text.”

                                      Goddammit! I’m tired of my kids owning me.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #503

                                        I was really struggling to get my wife's attention....

                                        So I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick.

                                        You were warned.

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                                          I told my wife I wanted to switch places with her.

                                          She said "ok... you do the ironing and I'll lay on the couch and fart.."

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