So....
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It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!
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Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!
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so….
I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.
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@ivorythumper stealing that one....
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So… a guy walks into a bar with a newt.
"A pint of beer for me and a glass of water for my newt, please."
"Strange pet," says the barkeep. "What’s his name?"
"Tiny," answers the man.
"Why?" the bartender inquires.
"I call him Tiny because he’s my newt."