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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

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      LuFins Dad
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      @jon-nyc said in So....:

      Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

      That was a Gouda one.

      The Brad

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      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

        @jon-nyc said in So....:

        Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

        That was a Gouda one.

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        jon-nyc
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        @lufins-dad

        It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

        The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          @lufins-dad

          It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

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          @jon-nyc said in So....:

          @lufins-dad

          It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

          Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!

          The Brad

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            LuFins Dad
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            #405

            Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!

            The Brad

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
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              #406

              After I went bald I still kept my comb.

              I just can’t part with it.

              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
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                #407

                Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

                Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.

                The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                    I had a cross-eyed girlfriend once. It didn’t work out though, we just couldn’t see eye to eye.

                    Plus, I think she was seeing someone on the side.

                    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

                      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

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                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                        According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

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                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

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                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                          I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            I’m told watching tropical fish can have a relaxing effect on the brain.

                            It’s because of the indoor fins.

                            The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                              George K
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                              Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                              So he could look like his mama.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                                So he could look like his mama.

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                                @george-k said in So....:

                                Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                                So he could look like his mama.

                                Cold.

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  Walmart is giving out free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.

                                  The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    What’s worse than your girlfriend sending you a break-up text?

                                    A follow-up text saying ‘Sorry, that wasn’t for you.’

                                    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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                                      Apologies if I posted this earlier.

                                      Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?

                                      A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        so….

                                        I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.

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                                        • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                                          so….

                                          I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.

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                                          George K
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                                          @ivorythumper stealing that one....

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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