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My Uncle always used to say, "when one door closes, another opens."
Beautiful man.
Terrible cabinet maker.
Cable guy was on my street today and asked me what time it is.
I said it’s between 9am and 1pm.
I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.
It was earie.
@jon-nyc said in So....:
I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Stealing that one.
@george-k said in So....:
@jon-nyc said in So....: I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie. Stealing that one.
Shucks, George, those are old ones.
Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.
That was a Gouda one.
@lufins-dad
It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
@lufins-dad It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!
Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!
After I went bald I still kept my comb.
I just can’t part with it.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.
According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.
I had a cross-eyed girlfriend once. It didn’t work out though, we just couldn’t see eye to eye.
Plus, I think she was seeing someone on the side.
I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.
I’m told watching tropical fish can have a relaxing effect on the brain.
It’s because of the indoor fins.
Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?
So he could look like his mama.
Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache? So he could look like his mama.
Cold.