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  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

    That was a Gouda one.

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    @lufins-dad

    It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

    Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      @lufins-dad

      It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

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      LuFins Dad
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      @jon-nyc said in So....:

      @lufins-dad

      It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

      Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!

      The Brad

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        LuFins Dad
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        #405

        Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!

        The Brad

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          jon-nyc
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          #406

          After I went bald I still kept my comb.

          I just can’t part with it.

          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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            jon-nyc
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            #407

            Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

            Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.

            Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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              jon-nyc
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              #408

              According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

              Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                jon-nyc
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                #409

                I had a cross-eyed girlfriend once. It didn’t work out though, we just couldn’t see eye to eye.

                Plus, I think she was seeing someone on the side.

                Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                  #410

                  I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

                  Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

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                    #411

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.

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                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

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                      George K
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                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

                      alt text

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
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                        #413

                        I’m told watching tropical fish can have a relaxing effect on the brain.

                        It’s because of the indoor fins.

                        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                          George K
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                          Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                          So he could look like his mama.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • George KG George K

                            Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                            So he could look like his mama.

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                            @george-k said in So....:

                            Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?

                            So he could look like his mama.

                            Cold.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              #416

                              Walmart is giving out free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.

                              Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                What’s worse than your girlfriend sending you a break-up text?

                                A follow-up text saying ‘Sorry, that wasn’t for you.’

                                Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                  George K
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                                  Apologies if I posted this earlier.

                                  Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?

                                  A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    so….

                                    I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.

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                                    • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                                      so….

                                      I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
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                                      @ivorythumper stealing that one....

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • George KG George K

                                        Apologies if I posted this earlier.

                                        Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?

                                        A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        @george-k said in So....:

                                        Apologies if I posted this earlier.

                                        Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?

                                        A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.

                                        Sez who???

                                        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #422

                                          Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 MM), Interstellar
                                          ($165 MM), and The Martian ($108 MM), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

                                          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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