So....
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wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:00 last edited by
It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
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It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:36 last edited byIt's not true, though, you've been feta lie.
Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!
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wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:39 last edited by
Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!
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wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 21:35 last edited by
After I went bald I still kept my comb.
I just can’t part with it.
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wrote on 6 Nov 2021, 18:39 last edited by
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.
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wrote on 8 Nov 2021, 03:07 last edited by
According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 more days until Christmas.
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wrote on 8 Nov 2021, 03:32 last edited by
I had a cross-eyed girlfriend once. It didn’t work out though, we just couldn’t see eye to eye.
Plus, I think she was seeing someone on the side.
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wrote on 8 Nov 2021, 12:30 last edited by
I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.
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I was going to take one of those Viking River cruises but then I found out you don’t get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.
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wrote on 9 Nov 2021, 02:46 last edited by
I’m told watching tropical fish can have a relaxing effect on the brain.
It’s because of the indoor fins.
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wrote on 9 Nov 2021, 15:43 last edited by
Why did the Italian boy try to grow a mustache?
So he could look like his mama.
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wrote on 11 Nov 2021, 09:37 last edited by
Walmart is giving out free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.
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wrote on 11 Nov 2021, 12:22 last edited by
What’s worse than your girlfriend sending you a break-up text?
A follow-up text saying ‘Sorry, that wasn’t for you.’
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wrote on 11 Nov 2021, 12:36 last edited by
Apologies if I posted this earlier.
Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?
A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.
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wrote on 12 Nov 2021, 14:09 last edited by
so….
I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.
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so….
I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.
wrote on 12 Nov 2021, 14:57 last edited by@ivorythumper stealing that one....
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Apologies if I posted this earlier.
Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?
A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.
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wrote on 15 Nov 2021, 16:16 last edited by
Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 MM), Interstellar
($165 MM), and The Martian ($108 MM), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.
