So....
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What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?
Just curious.
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 22:19 last edited by Larry
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
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The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.
She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"
One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?
Little Johnny: mouthwash.....
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.
She said “you mean 69”?
I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.
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I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos.
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My friend David lost his ID.
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Now we just call him Dav.....
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
