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    MainerMikeBrown
    wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:40 last edited by
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    What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

    Just curious.

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    • M MainerMikeBrown
      28 Jul 2021, 19:40

      What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

      Just curious.

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      Horace
      wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 20:17 last edited by
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      @mainermikebrown said in So....:

      What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

      Athletes.

      Education is extremely important.

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        28 Jul 2021, 20:17

        @mainermikebrown said in So....:

        What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

        Athletes.

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        George K
        wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 20:22 last edited by
        #309

        @horace said in So....:

        Athletes.

        If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • G George K
          28 Jul 2021, 20:22

          @horace said in So....:

          Athletes.

          If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

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          Larry
          wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 22:19 last edited by Larry
          #310

          @george-k said in So....:

          @horace said in So....:

          Athletes.

          If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

          If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

          Where are they getting baby oil?

          @george-k said in So....:

          @horace said in So....:

          Athletes.

          If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

          If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

          Where are they getting baby oil?

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            Larry
            wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 23:01 last edited by
            #311

            The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.

            She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"

            One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".

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              Larry
              wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 19:18 last edited by
              #312

              So......

              I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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              • L Larry
                4 Aug 2021, 19:18

                So......

                I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 21:19 last edited by
                #313

                @larry said in So....:

                So......

                I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • J jon-nyc
                  4 Aug 2021, 21:19

                  @larry said in So....:

                  So......

                  I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                  Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 22:12 last edited by
                  #314

                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                  Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                  🙄

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 22:55 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    @larry said in So....:

                    So......

                    I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                    Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
                      #316

                      Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        5 Aug 2021, 01:05

                        Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:11 last edited by
                        #317

                        @jon-nyc 🙄 🙄 🙄

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          5 Aug 2021, 01:05

                          Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 05:43 last edited by
                          #318

                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                          Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

                          The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
                            #319

                            A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                            And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              5 Aug 2021, 15:58

                              A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                              And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 19:39 last edited by
                              #320

                              @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                MainerMikeBrown
                                wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
                                #321

                                So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                                I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
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                                  Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                                  Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
                                    #323

                                    I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

                                    She said “you mean 69”?

                                    I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
                                      #324

                                      I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                                      I hope I get Doritos.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
                                        #325

                                        My friend David lost his ID.

                                        ...

                                        Now we just call him Dav.....

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
                                          #326

                                          I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                                          I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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