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    Larry
    wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:34 last edited by
    #306

    The most common cause of dry skin:

    Towels

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      MainerMikeBrown
      wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:40 last edited by
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      What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

      Just curious.

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      • M MainerMikeBrown
        28 Jul 2021, 19:40

        What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

        Just curious.

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        Horace
        wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 20:17 last edited by
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        @mainermikebrown said in So....:

        What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

        Athletes.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • H Horace
          28 Jul 2021, 20:17

          @mainermikebrown said in So....:

          What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

          Athletes.

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          George K
          wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 20:22 last edited by
          #309

          @horace said in So....:

          Athletes.

          If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • G George K
            28 Jul 2021, 20:22

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

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            Larry
            wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 22:19 last edited by Larry
            #310

            @george-k said in So....:

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

            If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

            Where are they getting baby oil?

            @george-k said in So....:

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

            If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

            Where are they getting baby oil?

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              Larry
              wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 23:01 last edited by
              #311

              The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.

              She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"

              One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".

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                Larry
                wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 19:18 last edited by
                #312

                So......

                I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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                • L Larry
                  4 Aug 2021, 19:18

                  So......

                  I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 21:19 last edited by
                  #313

                  @larry said in So....:

                  So......

                  I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                  Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                  You were warned.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    4 Aug 2021, 21:19

                    @larry said in So....:

                    So......

                    I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

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                    Catseye3
                    wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 22:12 last edited by
                    #314

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                    ๐Ÿ™„

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 22:55 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      @larry said in So....:

                      So......

                      I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                      Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                      Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
                        #316

                        Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

                        You were warned.

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          5 Aug 2021, 01:05

                          Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:11 last edited by
                          #317

                          @jon-nyc ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            5 Aug 2021, 01:05

                            Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

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                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 05:43 last edited by
                            #318

                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            Termite walks into a bar and asks, โ€œIs the bar tender here?โ€

                            The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

                            Please love yourself.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
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                              A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                              And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                              You were warned.

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                5 Aug 2021, 15:58

                                A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                                And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 19:39 last edited by
                                #320

                                @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                                  MainerMikeBrown
                                  wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
                                  #321

                                  So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                                  I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
                                    #322

                                    Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                                    Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
                                      #323

                                      I asked Aquaโ€™s sister to 68.

                                      She said โ€œyou mean 69โ€?

                                      I said, โ€œNo, 68. You blow me and Iโ€™ll owe you oneโ€.

                                      You were warned.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
                                        #324

                                        I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                                        I hope I get Doritos.

                                        You were warned.

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
                                          #325

                                          My friend David lost his ID.

                                          ...

                                          Now we just call him Dav.....

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