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  • LarryL Offline
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    Larry
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    #306

    The most common cause of dry skin:

    Towels

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      MainerMikeBrown
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      #307

      What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

      Just curious.

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      • M MainerMikeBrown

        What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

        Just curious.

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        Horace
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        #308

        @mainermikebrown said in So....:

        What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

        Athletes.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • HoraceH Horace

          @mainermikebrown said in So....:

          What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?

          Athletes.

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          @horace said in So....:

          Athletes.

          If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

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            Larry
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            #310

            @george-k said in So....:

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

            If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

            Where are they getting baby oil?

            @george-k said in So....:

            @horace said in So....:

            Athletes.

            If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....

            If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...

            Where are they getting baby oil?

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              #311

              The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.

              She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"

              One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".

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                Larry
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                #312

                So......

                I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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                • LarryL Larry

                  So......

                  I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

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                  jon-nyc
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                  @larry said in So....:

                  So......

                  I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                  Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                  You were warned.

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    @larry said in So....:

                    So......

                    I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

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                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                    πŸ™„

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      #315

                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      @larry said in So....:

                      So......

                      I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

                      Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

                      Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

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                        jon-nyc
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                        #316

                        Termite walks into a bar and asks, β€œIs the bar tender here?”

                        You were warned.

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          Termite walks into a bar and asks, β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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                          @jon-nyc πŸ™„ πŸ™„ πŸ™„

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            Termite walks into a bar and asks, β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            Termite walks into a bar and asks, β€œIs the bar tender here?”

                            The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

                            Please love yourself.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                              And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                              You were warned.

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

                                And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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                                @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  MainerMikeBrown
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                                  So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                                  I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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                                    Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                                    Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

                                      She said β€œyou mean 69”?

                                      I said, β€œNo, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

                                      You were warned.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #324

                                        I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                                        I hope I get Doritos.

                                        You were warned.

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                                          My friend David lost his ID.

                                          ...

                                          Now we just call him Dav.....

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