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When I was a young kid, I used to go to David’s barber shop. David used to whisper to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
So David put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then called me over and asked, "Which do you want, son?"
I would always take the quarters and leave.
"What did I tell you?" said David. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer left, he saw me coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
I licked my cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Little 5 year old Suzie goes with her daddy to the barber shop. Suzie, like most 5 year olds, is shy, and clings to her father. Shes eating a Little Debbie snack cake. When her daddy gets in the chair, little Suzie stands right up against the side of the chair so she'll be close to him. She's right under the barber's feet, and in his way. He needs her to move, but he doesn't want to make her cry so he says "honey, youre going to get hair all over your Twinkie."
Little Suzie looks up at the barber and says "yeah, I know. I'm going to get boobs too...,"
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Little Johnny sees his mother as she gets out of the shower, points between her legs and says "Mommy, whats that?" His mother says "uh.... well honey, thats mommy's sponge."
Little Johnny says "ah.... the lady next door has a sponge too. I've seen daddy washing his face with it."
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Link to video
They have a fun website with other of their pranks. Lots of fun.
