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They have a fun website with other of their pranks. Lots of fun.
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Michael Jackson was way ahead of his time. Way back in the 90s he was using a mask, wearing gloves, and injecting bleach.
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Don't get mad at lazy people. They didn't do anything.
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So.... I saw these two blind guys fighting.
You should have seen their faces when I said âmy moneyâs on the guy with the knife.â
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I just saw four homeless men giving each other the vaccine under a bridge. What a caring community we live in.
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A guy was admitted to ER last night with 24 plastic horses inserted into his rectum.
Doctors described his condition as stable.
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So... this homeless guy asked me for money today. I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill.
"Do I really want this money going towards drugs"?, I thought to myself. "Nah"!
So I gave him the $20.
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Sven and Ole work together in the City Parks Department, and with the beginning of spring, itâs time to fertilize the grass.
Sven looks at all the bags of fertilizer and sees various numbers behind some long words, like phosphorus, potassium, and nitrates. Heâs completely bewildered about which bag to use.
Sven: âSay, Ole, look at dis here list of tâings on dis here bag. Vat in the vorld are âp-hoss-p-hor-usâ, âpo-ta-toe-see-umâ, and ânit-ratesâ?â
Ole: âHoly cow, Sven, I never heard of dat first vun. Ve bedder not use dat. Now dat next vun, dat potatoes vun, dat is no good for us to use. Veâre not plantinâ potatoes for da City! But dat tâird vun, you said dat vun all wrong. Itâs not for nits, or Lena wudda been usinâ it on yer head already! Datâs nite-rates, and I know about dat vun.â
Ole smiles and puffs his chest out with pride for knowing more than Sven about this one, and says, âDatâs da good vun. Dat vunâs a good tâing, cuz Lena told me dat nite-rates are alvays better dan day rates.â
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If you fall off your horse and scrape your butt really badly, can you get a skin graft from a donor?
Arse skin for a friend.
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Two married women go out for a girls night out, and end up getting really drunk.
Walking home, they both have to pee, so they sneak into a graveyard. As they had nothing to wipe with, one woman used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off of a nearby grave.
The next day, one of the husbands called the other and said "No more nights out, my wife came home with no panties".
The other said, "you think that's bad, my wife had a card in her crack that said 'from all of us at the firehouse, we will never forget you'".
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People who confuse âburrowâ and âburroâ donât know their ass from a hole in the ground.