So....

[jon-nyc]

It’s been a pretty weird day today. First I found a hat full of money. Then I got chased by an angry man with a guitar.

[jon-nyc]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with an argument on the way to the airport.

[jon-nyc]

If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

[jon-nyc]

Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

Good one!

[taiwan_girl]

So,

An old relative of mine told people at least three times that the Titanic was going to sink on its first voyage.
Then, security came and took him from the movie theater.

[jon-nyc]

My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

[LuFins Dad]

Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

[jon-nyc]

Lol

[jon-nyc]

To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.