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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #1005

    It’s been a pretty weird day today. First I found a hat full of money. Then I got chased by an angry man with a guitar.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #1006

      A journey of a thousand miles begins with an argument on the way to the airport.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nyc
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        #1007

        If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
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          #1008

          Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

          Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

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            #1009

            @jon-nyc said in So....:

            If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

            Good one!

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            • taiwan_girlT Offline
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              #1010

              So,

              An old relative of mine told people at least three times that the Titanic was going to sink on its first voyage.
              Then, security came and took him from the movie theater.

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              • jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nyc
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                #1011

                My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  LuFins Dad
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                  #1012

                  Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

                  The Brad

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
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                    #1013

                    Lol

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
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                      #1014

                      To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

                      Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.

                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        #1015

                        I’m terrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

                        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          When I was young I thought rich people owned Bose systems and the rest of us owned Sony products.

                          Turns out those were just stereotypes.

                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                          • LuFins DadL Offline
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                            LuFins Dad
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                            Karla just told me she wants another dog. In the past year, that’s 2 cats and 1 dog… I think she might be going through Many Paws.

                            The Brad

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
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                              #1018

                              Bro: Worst she could do is say no.

                              Her: Ewww.

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
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                                jon-nyc
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                                If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner you’re a terrible parent.

                                I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them.

                                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
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                                  I did my first nude painting yesterday.

                                  The neighbors weren't happy but my front door looks great.

                                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    I finally perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol.

                                    I knit you shot.

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