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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 30 Apr 2025, 23:39 last edited by
    #995

    I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for quality or training purposes.

    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 3 May 2025, 19:57 last edited by
      #996

      I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.

      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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      • J jon-nyc
        3 May 2025, 19:57

        I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 3 May 2025, 21:33 last edited by
        #997

        @jon-nyc said in So....:

        I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.

        I always wonder what Will did to make the the Army always fire at him.

        The Brad

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 4 May 2025, 01:21 last edited by
          #998

          The only time I ever get asked for sex is on medical forms.

          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 9 May 2025, 19:55 last edited by
            #999

            Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs aren’t one of them.

            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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            • J jon-nyc
              9 May 2025, 19:55

              Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs aren’t one of them.

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              taiwan_girl
              wrote on 10 May 2025, 00:31 last edited by
              #1000

              @jon-nyc 😆 😆

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 16 May 2025, 14:42 last edited by
                #1001

                I’ve gotten quite good at ventriloquism recently.

                Scared the shit out of my urologist the other day.

                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 28 May 2025, 13:08 last edited by
                  #1002

                  The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger...In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'

                  The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

                  The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the Horse gallops away.

                  Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

                  The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse. But I will still kill you in two days."
                  "What is your SECOND request?"

                  The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

                  As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

                  Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
                  She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

                  The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
                  "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"

                  The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."

                  The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

                  Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
                  "Listen Very Carefully!!!
                  "FOR...THE...LAST...TIME..."
                  "BRING POSSE"

                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 30 May 2025, 15:56 last edited by
                    #1003

                    Everyone told Sam not to sing.

                    But Samsung anyway.

                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                      28 May 2025, 13:08

                      The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger...In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'

                      The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

                      The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the Horse gallops away.

                      Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

                      The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse. But I will still kill you in two days."
                      "What is your SECOND request?"

                      The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

                      As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

                      Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
                      She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

                      The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
                      "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"

                      The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."

                      The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

                      Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
                      "Listen Very Carefully!!!
                      "FOR...THE...LAST...TIME..."
                      "BRING POSSE"

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                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 30 May 2025, 23:58 last edited by
                      #1004

                      @Mik said in So....:

                      The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger...In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'

                      The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

                      The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the Horse gallops away.

                      Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

                      The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse. But I will still kill you in two days."
                      "What is your SECOND request?"

                      The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

                      As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

                      Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
                      She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

                      The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
                      "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"

                      The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."

                      The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

                      Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
                      "Listen Very Carefully!!!
                      "FOR...THE...LAST...TIME..."
                      "BRING POSSE"

                      The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town after a long and hot ride across the desert. The horses were overheated, so Kemosabe told Tonto to run around the horses to generate a breeze while he went into the tavern to get them all something to drink.

                      The masked lawman was waiting at the bar for two beers and two buckets of water when a guy came into the bar and yelled “Hey! Is that your white horse out there?” The Lone Ranger replied “Sure is, is there a problem?” The guy responded “No, but you left your Injun running”

                      The Brad

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 4 Jun 2025, 18:53 last edited by
                        #1005

                        It’s been a pretty weird day today. First I found a hat full of money. Then I got chased by an angry man with a guitar.

                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 10 Jun 2025, 18:33 last edited by
                          #1006

                          A journey of a thousand miles begins with an argument on the way to the airport.

                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote 23 days ago last edited by
                            #1007

                            If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

                            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote 14 days ago last edited by
                              #1008

                              Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

                              Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

                              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                23 days ago

                                If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

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                                Klaus
                                wrote 13 days ago last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

                                Good one!

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                                  taiwan_girl
                                  wrote 13 days ago last edited by
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                                  So,

                                  An old relative of mine told people at least three times that the Titanic was going to sink on its first voyage.
                                  Then, security came and took him from the movie theater.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote 12 days ago last edited by
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                                    My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

                                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote 11 days ago last edited by
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                                      Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

                                      The Brad

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote 11 days ago last edited by
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                                        Lol

                                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote 10 days ago last edited by
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                                          To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

                                          Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.

                                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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