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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • J Online
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 16 Aug 2022, 23:53 last edited by
    #657

    What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

    Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • J jon-nyc
      16 Aug 2022, 23:53

      What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

      Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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      George K
      wrote on 17 Aug 2022, 00:23 last edited by
      #658

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

      Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

      My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 26 Aug 2022, 11:24 last edited by
        #659

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 29 Aug 2022, 23:20 last edited by jon-nyc
          #660

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Klaus
            wrote on 30 Aug 2022, 01:24 last edited by
            #661

            I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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              George K
              wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:12 last edited by
              #662

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:13 last edited by
                #663

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 02:05 last edited by
                  #664

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                  A 1 Reply Last reply 3 Sept 2022, 03:06
                  • J jon-nyc
                    3 Sept 2022, 02:05

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 03:06 last edited by
                    #665

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Nice handle. 😄

                    Please love yourself.

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                      bachophile
                      wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:07 last edited by
                      #666

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:15 last edited by
                        #667

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply 4 Sept 2022, 11:19
                        • J jon-nyc
                          4 Sept 2022, 11:15

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:19 last edited by
                          #668

                          @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 12:15 last edited by
                            #669

                            Me too. But I did.

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 14:06 last edited by
                              #670

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • MikM Away
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                                Mik
                                wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:20 last edited by
                                #671

                                I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 00:22 last edited by
                                  #672

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 01:34 last edited by
                                    #673

                                    "Cast your mind back to Thanksgiving in 2020 and 2021, when Fauci was telling us that we could only have something like six people over for dinner, preferably eating outside, and all socially-distanced by at least twelve turkey-lengths, or 0.2 furlongs or something.

                                    Someone promptly produced a meme of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer saying, “No one is going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner on Thanksgiving!”

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 19:41 last edited by jon-nyc 9 Aug 2022, 19:41
                                      #674

                                      It has begun.

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 20:01 last edited by
                                        #675

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 21:35 last edited by
                                          #676

                                          Note the small ‘r’…

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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