The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Ivorythumper]

[George K]

My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

I won't let this defetus.

[jon-nyc]

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

[jon-nyc]

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Klaus]

I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Nice handle.

[bachophile]

[jon-nyc]

[Catseye3]

@jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

[Mik]

Me too. But I did.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

[George K]