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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Ivorythumper
    wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 03:47 last edited by
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      George K
      wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 12:46 last edited by
      #654

      My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

      I won't let this defetus.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:41 last edited by
        #655

        What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

        If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • J jon-nyc
          14 Aug 2022, 21:41

          What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

          If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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          George K
          wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:43 last edited by
          #656

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

          If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

          I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 16 Aug 2022, 23:53 last edited by
            #657

            What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

            Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • J jon-nyc
              16 Aug 2022, 23:53

              What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

              Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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              George K
              wrote on 17 Aug 2022, 00:23 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

              Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

              My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 26 Aug 2022, 11:24 last edited by
                #659

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 29 Aug 2022, 23:20 last edited by jon-nyc
                  #660

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 30 Aug 2022, 01:24 last edited by
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                    I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:12 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:13 last edited by
                        #663

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 02:05 last edited by
                          #664

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            3 Sept 2022, 02:05

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                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 03:06 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Nice handle. 😄

                            Please love yourself.

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                              bachophile
                              wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:07 last edited by
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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:15 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  4 Sept 2022, 11:15

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:19 last edited by
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                                  @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 12:15 last edited by
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                                    Me too. But I did.

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 14:06 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:20 last edited by
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                                        I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 00:22 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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