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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Offline
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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • George KG Offline
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        My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

        I won't let this defetus.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

          If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

          Only non-witches get due process.

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            What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

            If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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            George K
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            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

            If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

            I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

              Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Nice handle. 😄

                              Please love yourself.

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      Me too. But I did.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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