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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

    If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

    If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

    I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

      Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

        Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

        Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

        My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
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            #660

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
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                    #664

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Nice handle. 😄

                      Please love yourself.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              Me too. But I did.

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                jon-nyc
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      "Cast your mind back to Thanksgiving in 2020 and 2021, when Fauci was telling us that we could only have something like six people over for dinner, preferably eating outside, and all socially-distanced by at least twelve turkey-lengths, or 0.2 furlongs or something.

                                      Someone promptly produced a meme of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer saying, “No one is going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner on Thanksgiving!”

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        #674

                                        It has begun.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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