The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.
I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.
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What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
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"Cast your mind back to Thanksgiving in 2020 and 2021, when Fauci was telling us that we could only have something like six people over for dinner, preferably eating outside, and all socially-distanced by at least twelve turkey-lengths, or 0.2 furlongs or something.
Someone promptly produced a meme of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer saying, “No one is going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner on Thanksgiving!”
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It has begun.