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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • J Online
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:41 last edited by
    #655

    What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

    If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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    • J jon-nyc
      14 Aug 2022, 21:41

      What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

      If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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      George K
      wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:43 last edited by
      #656

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

      If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

      I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 16 Aug 2022, 23:53 last edited by
        #657

        What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

        Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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        • J jon-nyc
          16 Aug 2022, 23:53

          What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

          Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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          George K
          wrote on 17 Aug 2022, 00:23 last edited by
          #658

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

          Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

          My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 26 Aug 2022, 11:24 last edited by
            #659

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 29 Aug 2022, 23:20 last edited by jon-nyc
              #660

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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                Klaus
                wrote on 30 Aug 2022, 01:24 last edited by
                #661

                I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:12 last edited by
                  #662

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:13 last edited by
                    #663

                    image.png

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 02:05 last edited by
                      #664

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                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                        3 Sept 2022, 02:05

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                        Aqua Letifer
                        wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 03:06 last edited by
                        #665

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Nice handle. 😄

                        Please love yourself.

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                          bachophile
                          wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:07 last edited by
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:15 last edited by
                            #667

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                            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                              4 Sept 2022, 11:15

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:19 last edited by
                              #668

                              @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 12:15 last edited by
                                #669

                                Me too. But I did.

                                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 14:06 last edited by
                                  #670

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                                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:20 last edited by
                                    #671

                                    I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

                                    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 00:22 last edited by
                                      #672

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 01:34 last edited by
                                        #673

                                        "Cast your mind back to Thanksgiving in 2020 and 2021, when Fauci was telling us that we could only have something like six people over for dinner, preferably eating outside, and all socially-distanced by at least twelve turkey-lengths, or 0.2 furlongs or something.

                                        Someone promptly produced a meme of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer saying, “No one is going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner on Thanksgiving!”

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 8 Sept 2022, 19:41 last edited by jon-nyc 9 Aug 2022, 19:41
                                          #674

                                          It has begun.

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                                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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