The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

[jon-nyc]

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Klaus]

I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Nice handle.

[bachophile]

[jon-nyc]

[Catseye3]

@jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

[Mik]

Me too. But I did.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

I don’t want to know where you hang out to find all this stuff.

[George K]

[George K]

"Cast your mind back to Thanksgiving in 2020 and 2021, when Fauci was telling us that we could only have something like six people over for dinner, preferably eating outside, and all socially-distanced by at least twelve turkey-lengths, or 0.2 furlongs or something.

Someone promptly produced a meme of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer saying, “No one is going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner on Thanksgiving!”

[jon-nyc]

It has begun.