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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 10 Aug 2022, 12:33 last edited by
    #651

    Makes you want to take up photography.

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 10 Aug 2022, 19:23 last edited by
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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Ivorythumper
        wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 03:47 last edited by
        #653

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          George K
          wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 12:46 last edited by
          #654

          My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

          I won't let this defetus.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:41 last edited by
            #655

            What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

            If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

            You were warned.

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            • J jon-nyc
              14 Aug 2022, 21:41

              What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

              If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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              George K
              wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:43 last edited by
              #656

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

              If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

              I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 16 Aug 2022, 23:53 last edited by
                #657

                What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                You were warned.

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                • J jon-nyc
                  16 Aug 2022, 23:53

                  What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                  Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 17 Aug 2022, 00:23 last edited by
                  #658

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                  Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                  My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 26 Aug 2022, 11:24 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 29 Aug 2022, 23:20 last edited by jon-nyc
                      #660

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                      You were warned.

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 30 Aug 2022, 01:24 last edited by
                        #661

                        I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:12 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:13 last edited by
                            #663

                            image.png

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 02:05 last edited by
                              #664

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                              You were warned.

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                                3 Sept 2022, 02:05

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                                Aqua Letifer
                                wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 03:06 last edited by
                                #665

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                Nice handle. 😄

                                Please love yourself.

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                                  bachophile
                                  wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:07 last edited by
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:15 last edited by
                                    #667

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                                    You were warned.

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                                      4 Sept 2022, 11:15

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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 11:19 last edited by
                                      #668

                                      @jon-nyc I so hate myself for laughing at this . . .

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 12:15 last edited by
                                        #669

                                        Me too. But I did.

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 14:06 last edited by
                                          #670

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                                          You were warned.

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